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Ahh, the Christmas season is almost here. Caroling, holiday get-togethers, glazed hams and cranberry sauce, it's always a great time of the year.

Except for the shopping. There's a reason I grocery shop at 2 a.m. every other week. The lines are short, I don't have to be in a big hurry and there's no one to bother me.

Occasionally I'll have to venture to the store during daylight hours with the rest of civilization and this happens more frequently around the holidays.

But