Mother's Day is nearing and I thought I might come up with a description for such a job. Here goes- it's a 24 hour job, 7 days a week. No sick time or overtime pay. Must be very well organized, able to leap over small buildings, see around corners and have eyes in back of your head, all to protect your children. Multitasking is a major portion of the job. Must be able to carry the baby while holding a bottle in his mouth, while cooking on the stove, washing dishes, doing laundry and gathering the other children and husband to the table for meals. Ok with being the last to eat (cold) meals.